What I became

So - I have started working from home for the first time in my professional career. After taking the plunge and quitting what many would term "a very good job" (although they never had to sit and listen to my boss speak in moronics), I encountered my Titanic moment. No, not the one where the ship rams into the iceberg; the one in which Kate Winslet opens out her arms and just says "fuck it." I became a consultant. Whatever that means. Some people find yoga, other people deep clean. I became a consultant.